Speech Database

Still struggling to write that speech?

Never given a speech in public before?

The wedding is less than a week away and now you’re starting to panic?

In our Groom’s Speech Database you will find over 400 gags, ice-breakers, one liners, quotes and other great tools for writing the perfect Groom’s speech.

Using the database will not simply make your speech a total success but will have everyone congratulating you on a job well done.

Our database has everything you need to help you turn a stressful part of proceedings into a piece of (wedding) cake.

"Me and my best man both used your speech page and had the whole wedding reception crying with laughter. Wish we’d downloaded the games now as well but just wanted to thank you guys for a job well done."  Tom MacD – Glasgow

"Hi Guys. Thanks for making my speech truly memorable and bloody hilarious. Have to admit I was really worried about it. And I even remembered to thank my new wife so she hasn’t divorced me yet!"  s.miller@***.com

For just £5.00 you can download our complete Best Groom’s Speech Database.		For just £9.00 you can download both the Best Groom's Speech Database and the Stag Do Games Database.

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Ice Breakers & Gags

“John I’d like to thank you for giving away Emma this morning so willingly, a bit too willingly if you ask me.”

Classic Jokes

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Weddings make me philosophical, I was thinking this morning; If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him... is he still wrong?

Quotes

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."
Barnett R. Brickner